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Father Kirei Kotomine
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[11/23] text; un:jbenjamin

[cicatrize]

Any chance you were ever able to get a hold of a Bible?

[ it's become Slightly More Important. As Literal King David is now in the house. what he can offer for payment of that exchange has also increased with this arrival. ]

text; un: kotomine

[godbless]

[oh, no. don't hurt anyone, jack.]

Jack. What a pleasant surprise.

I was. I apologize that I forgot to contact you immediately. It appears my Bible from my church in my own world came over with me.

[he's not sorry; it's entirely likely he wanted to keep jack waiting even longer, just because kirei's an asshole.]

[cicatrize]

[ shhh, it's okay, he'll live through this one with only mild annoyance and homicidal inclinations entertained. ]

It came with you. So you've had it for months now?

Does our deal still stand?

[godbless]

[well that's no fun]

Of course.

[cicatrize]

[ don't worry, i'm sure we'll see him get his murder on eventually. ]

Would you still like to make the trade?

[godbless]

Yes. Please keep in mind that I cannot loan you my Bible permanently, however. I do have a church to run.

[cicatrize]

That’s fine. I just need to photocopy some chapters.

[godbless]

You want to photocopy the Bible.

[cicatrize]

Or scan. The digital copy is probably more pragmatic.