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Hello. It's Kirei.

Father Kirei Kotomine
Dominant
the up | 028 | apt. #1

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[godbless]

Why is this my concern?

[anti_altruisms]

I am speaking to you now out of respect for the fact that you offered us your aid and services at various times, even when you did not have to.

[ He likely had his own shitty motives, but he still did it. ]

However, if you are not interested in a non-aggression agreement or truce while we are here, then certainly, that is your prerogative, as well.

[godbless]

["shitty motives" is the key, here.]

Rather than my interest, have you fully considered your own Master? You have said it yourself, Archer. She is not objective. When her mind is clouded by fury, it obscures everything, as it did during Tumenalia.

How can you promise me she would honor any truce between us with even the most minimal effort? Even if you do promise, how will you overcome the power of her Command Seals?

I must warn you, next I will be ordering Lancer to defend me.

[anti_altruisms]

[ Archer wasn't born yesterday. He knows the man is a piece of flaming garbage. Even so, he would much rather avert disaster than openly court it. ]

I am fully aware of my own Master's temperament, Kotomine. However, she is also aware of mine.

I have no interest in being in a meaningless pissing match with you for the duration of our stay here, and I have no issue telling her that to her face. If a written agreement with the power of a geas behind it is needed to enforce it, so be it, but I am confident I can convince her to, at the very least, leave you to your own devices.

[godbless]

I would like to meet with you and Rin with my Servant.

[anti_altruisms]

[ Rin, Lancer, and Kirei in the same space -- there's no way that won't end up being a disaster.

Mostly because Kirei will likely just fuck with them and get his rocks off while doing it... ]

And if I say that's out of the question?

[godbless]

Rin's participation is necessary to make any agreement more than meaningless, Archer.

Otherwise, perhaps you and Lancer should meet as our representatives. I will give him my orders.

[anti_altruisms]

I’m aware.

I’ll speak with Rin about it, but I’m amenable to the other format you’ve suggested. I’ll get back to you once I’ve spoken with her.

[godbless]

I care little what you do.

[anti_altruisms]

I’m sure you don’t.

Good day, Kirei Kitomine.